Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
Dragon Age Inquisition → classes + companions
yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
"Mats, I’ve recently heard that you played against Germany’s best Playstation gamer and that it ended in a draw- no? You won?"
Zlatan “don’t touch me” Ibrahimovich
it would be glorious if he did this every single match
I FUCKING HATE BAZINGA TWINK AND THAT THE BIG BANG SUCK MY ASS SHOW FUCKING SEXIST ASS SHOW ABOUT WHITE NERDS THAT MAKE SCIENCE JOKES FROM LIKE THE FIFTH GRADE HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT STILL WINNING FUCKING AWARDS LITERALLY BAZINGA MY FUCKING ASSHOLE